Is anyone else scared that it is gonna absolutely piss it down this year?

[Drew3232]

We're due a mud bath.

[Neil]

Even if it does it won't be as muddy as som other years cos there's been a bit less rain this winter to waterlog the ground.

[Drew3232]

1 minute ago, Neil said:

Even if it does it won't be as muddy as som other years cos there's been a bit less rain this winter to waterlog the ground.

 

*Cue biblical amounts of rain for next six months.

[Olshansky]

please dont speak this into existence 

(yes I am terrified of it)

[Ayrshire Chris]

And the award for the best new thread headline goes to……😊😉

[FKA SOSOTWS]

I happened to watch the flood videos from 2005 on Youtube yesterday, kicked in a bunch of anxiety.

[stuie]

Each year that goes by without being a muddy one feels like it makes it more likely the next time!

 

We must stay positive. 

 

NFRNFC. 

 

 

[stuie]

20 minutes ago, Neil said:

Even if it does it won't be as muddy as som other years cos there's been a bit less rain this winter to waterlog the ground.

 

There's plenty of time for the water table to rise.  It's all about what happens the month before the festival. 

[Superscally]

My mate said he'd drink a pint of his own piss to guarantee a dry one.

[Drew3232]

Almost completely unrelated, I read this poem yesterday online.

[stuie]

3 minutes ago, Drew3232 said:

Almost completely unrelated, I read this poem yesterday online.

 

beautiful... thanks for sharing 🙂 

[Drew3232]

1 minute ago, stuie said:

 

beautiful... thanks for sharing 🙂 

Something tells me you'd be useless in an escape room.

[Skip997]

I’ve been expecting a muddy one for years 

[Ayrshire Chris]

28 minutes ago, Superscally said:

My mate said he'd drink a pint of his own piss to guarantee a dry one.

I’m tempted to say I’d drink his piss to guarantee a dry one. 

[Olshansky]

3 minutes ago, Ayrshire Chris said:

I’m tempted to say I’d drink his piss to guarantee a dry one. 

 

same

[MEGABOWL]

35 minutes ago, Superscally said:

My mate said he'd drink a pint of his own piss to guarantee a dry one.

Is that a thing? I’ll do that 

[Chazwozza]

11 minutes ago, MEGABOWL said:

Is that a thing? I’ll do that 

🤣 we should ALL do that, it would impress the weather gods SO much that they’d give us dry festivals for the rest of time

[Ayrshire Chris]

9 minutes ago, Chazwozza said:

🤣 we should ALL do that, it would impress the weather gods SO much that they’d give us dry festivals for the rest of time

Best get used to the taste by firstly drinking a few pints of warm festival Carlsberg. 

[Superscally]

25 minutes ago, MEGABOWL said:

Is that a thing? I’ll do that 

It is now. Maybe we organise a whip round?

[Superscally]

Actually. Might just be a chance that we're walking round a sodden Glasto, refusing to look up from the floor, because everyone KNOWS. 

[Superscally]

1 minute ago, Ayrshire Chris said:

Best get used to the taste by firstly drinking a few pints of warm festival Carlsberg. 

Cider, surely? 🤣

[Ayrshire Chris]

1 minute ago, Superscally said:

Cider, surely? 🤣

Ssshhhh! Don’t upset the West Country heavy squad😉

[stuie]

Where's the moderators to tell you creatures to stay on topic when you need them? 😐

 

 

[Superscally]

19 minutes ago, Ayrshire Chris said:

Ssshhhh! Don’t upset the West Country heavy squad😉

Ha, I'd be worried if it was scrumpy opacity

[Suprefan]

dude, shut up. But really, my sunny disposition at the festival does not bring forth bad weather so we'll be fine. balanced weather will be on tap. Hopefully not too scorcho on Weds, but pleasant all 5 days.