singles thread

[Shinny]

Of course you're proud of your low number Worm - it means you're an exception - which you love

You're secretly proud I've come round to your way of thinking re: Jade Goody ain't ya?

[rabid]

Of course you're proud of your low number Worm

[Peevis]

I read it the other way

[-pogo-]

96 you mean?

[Glitter+Vodka]

Oh as if my friend had just read this, I got a reply...tonight they are viewing a house then tomorrow going to Edinburgh. Blah.

[-pogo-]

I have a major dillema. I am going to a party tonight but I'm meant to be helping out a campaign tomorrow in Motherwell and have no idea where in Motherwell it is or what time and have just sent an email, although it might not get read until later on, by then I'll be at the party and won't know until tomorrow morning, when I might have slept in by then

[hombrederayo]

I have a major dillema. I am going to a party tonight but I'm meant to be helping out a campaign tomorrow in Motherwell and have no idea where in Motherwell it is or what time and have just sent an email, although it might not get read until later on, by then I'll be at the party and won't know until tomorrow morning, when I might have slept in by then

[worm]

Of course you're proud of your low number Worm - it means you're an exception - which you love

Edited March 20, 2009 by worm

[-pogo-]

doesnt sound like you'll be going to motherwell then!

tbf, they should have told you that sort of detail already and if they havent, not your fault.

Edited March 20, 2009 by -pogo-

[-pogo-]

Just to let all the masses know it was a succesful day of campigning for the European MP's and prospective MEP's. Only got two "f**k offs"!!!!

[rabid]

Just to let all the masses know it was a succesful day of campigning for the European MP's and prospective MEP's. Only got two "f**k offs"!!!!

Edited March 21, 2009 by rabid

[Goblinz]

Not trying to rub it in but I managed to get myself on the guestlist this year thanks to my cousins best mate working for livenation

[Goblinz]

Why do women think it's OK stand blokes up? Got stood up again this weekend, got an apology "something came up" and she's tried to arrange to see me again at some point .... I think not.

[Peevis]

Why do women think it's OK stand blokes up? Got stood up again this weekend, got an apology "something came up" and she's tried to arrange to see me again at some point .... I think not.

[Rufus Gwertigan]

Why do women think it's OK stand blokes up? Got stood up again this weekend, got an apology "something came up" and she's tried to arrange to see me again at some point .... I think not.

[Peevis]

I hate lateness as well. Its a real deal breaker with me, especially as I have paid good money.....I digress.

So I was introduced to a very stunning lady on Wednesday evening. Tried not to come on strong, used my better flirting styles, the enigmatic smile, eye contact, trying to flick my hair back. It was working really well, and I went in for the kill and she was married, but no ring!!!! Also that and it was my daughters sixth form teacher at the Parents Evening. She did later say to my daughter, "Aw your dad is lovely", and thats a result in my empty book

Edited March 23, 2009 by Peevis

[Rufus Gwertigan]

Made a change from the usual slap across the face

[Peevis]

Made a change from the usual slap across the face

[Goblinz]

Don't be such a girl Gobz, please.

[Peevis]

In what way?

[Goblinz]

The manly response would have been..

[sifi]

Well, nice to see that you have your own life so well sorted that you are able to tell others how live theirs.

[rabid]

Well, that and he's still using Blackadder quotes as chat up lines - twenty years after the show finished.

[Peevis]

Essex boy. What do you expect?

[Goblinz]

Being told off in the singles thread by two married men and a man girl!

Feck off to all of you!