singles thread

[Langdale Wolf]

I myself hold back, because I don't want the rest of you to feel misearable about yourselves.

[Radar]

I myself hold back, because I don't want the rest of you to feel misearable about yourselves.

[sifi]

Bullshit.

Exhibit A:

[Langdale Wolf]

I'd happily contribute to a formal porn/erotic lit thread, but I think this is meant to be a family site

[Langdale Wolf]

I said I'd like to, and she made me feel a bit odd. That is holding back.

You said that you'd like to watch her fisting an old man dressed up in a Nazi uniform. I'm not sure what that is, exactly, but it's not holding back now is it?

[Katster]

Of course.

[Radar]

If this is a family site, I'm Barry Chuckle!!

[sifi]

I never said I held back!!

[brighteyes]

Have you phone f**ked/cybered him whilst he's been away Katster?

Just interested.

[Radar]

I actually don't think I can (mentally), and I doubt you can either. I'd have to sort myself out in that situation, and I suspect you would too.

[Peevis]

Apologies for being mean to Kat.

I should try and be less of an arsehole at times...

You bang away baby. Glad you rightly ignored my cynicism. Young love should be enjoyed at all times, as the alternative.. hehe, is me!

[Katster]

Have you phone f**ked/cybered him whilst he's been away Katster?

Just interested.

[Langdale Wolf]

Well, I did. By saying "She makes me feel funny" and not details of your w*nk perverted bank material.

That was hugely perverted by the way. I was almost impressed at the level of perversion there.

[brighteyes]

Nah, we've only had one 20 minute phone call in the whole two weeks and he spent the majority of that complaining about having sunstroke and telling me he'd hardly been out. I told him he'll tell me anything

But, whilst on the subject, I have tried that in the past, with partners, and I have to say it does absolutely nothing for me....I just end up feeling ridiculous and laughing. I leave phone sex to the professionals.

[Radar]

I can't do it over the phone, but cybering can be awesome!

[Katster]

Scratch that itch

One doesn't need to though - one wants to. I'm just being contrary though, maybe you didn't realise. I've ceased caring how I come across.

[Katster]

I can't do it over the phone, but cybering can be awesome!

[sifi]

But, whilst on the subject, I have tried that in the past, with partners, and I have to say it does absolutely nothing for me....I just end up feeling ridiculous and laughing. I leave phone sex to the professionals.

[Katster]

Apologies for being mean to Kat.

I should try and be less of an arsehole at times...

You bang away baby. Glad you rightly ignored my cynicism. Young love should be enjoyed at all times, as the alternative.. hehe, is me!

Edited October 2, 2009 by Katster

[Radar]

One person's want is another person's need. Yes, ok, I'd still be alive if I wasn't getting any, but mentally I'd be dead. I never realised how important sex was to me until I left the bloke I'd been with since I was 16 after seven and a half years. I almost went crazy.

But yeah, I did realise you were being contrary and good, not caring about how you come across is a good thing, who is anyone here, really?

[brighteyes]

One-handed Typing Trophy for Brighteyes!

[Katster]

Well, technically "desires" and "requirements" really aren't the same at all, but who cares eh?

The other interesting thing is that masturbation really doesn't fill the gap (literally ) for you. I mean, obviously it's less good, but y'kno, if that's the only solution...!

Jolly good.

Absolutely. Bunch of mother-lovers, the lot of ya

[sifi]

NO, I don't have one.

[Peevis]

Maybe it's my age but I always found sex slightly over rated.

Not to say I've not had mind blowing sex. Sex is fantastic, but it's still over rated.

As good as it is, it's simply one example of a plethora of life experiences avilable to you.

Maybe it's so popular now 'cos it's instantly gratifying.. I dunno.. but as feelings go I get the pretty much same satisfaction from other things.,

Cue digs at my life I'm sure, but I don't think I'm a terrible lover.. not am I that prudish... I just think it's sad that for some people (not Kat) it's pretty much life itself.

Me? I was obsessed with sex from quite an early age. Then I did it, found it to be great, but not as good as i thought it would be, and have seemed to become less interested as I get older!

[Radar]

Ever heard of a dildo? I hear they are larger than the average bloke and can fill even the largest of gaps

NO, I don't have one.

I'm beginning to regret what I have started...