singles thread

[Katster]

I'm assuming it's on the birthday list, then.

[Peevis]

My brother just text me asking what I wanted for my birthday, now, would it be mean or hilariously funny to ask him for a rampant rabbit...?

[sifi]

Maybe it's my age but I always found sex slightly over rated.

[sifi]

My brother just text me asking what I wanted for my birthday, now, would it be mean or hilariously funny to ask him for a rampant rabbit...?

[Peevis]

You must be doing it wrong.

[Katster]

Maybe it's my age but I always found sex slightly over rated.

Not to say I've not had mind blowing sex. Sex is fantastic, but it's still over rated.

As good as it is, it's simply one example of a plethora of life experiences avilable to you.

Maybe it's so popular now 'cos it's instantly gratifying.. I dunno.. but as feelings go I get the pretty much same satisfaction from other things.,

Cue digs at my life I'm sure, but I don't think I'm a terrible lover.. not am I that prudish... I just think it's sad that for some people (not Kat) it's pretty much life itself.

Me? I was obsessed with sex from quite an early age. Then I did it, found it to be great, but not as good as i thought it would be, and have seemed to become less interested as I get older!

[Radar]

You must be doing it wrong.

[sifi]

Surely a half decent soothsayer though ain't i!

[Katster]

I would class it as "welldy frikken weird" myself..

[Peevis]

Being able to say that night follows day doesn't make you a half decent soothsayer though, in the same way that knowing which way the wind blows doesn't make you a weather man!

[sifi]

Like quoting Dylan doesn't make you a poet folk musician you mean?

Edited October 2, 2009 by sifimaster

[Peevis]

I think that's gone past being a Dylan quote these days. It's part of the nation's lexicon.

Well it was inevitable that somebody would write that. And it sounds better coming from me. Imagine if Atlanteanlost had come barging in here and called you a poor lover. Imagine how that would have felt bro.

[sifi]

I believe I would have coped.

[dakyras]

I can't do it over the phone, but cybering can be awesome!

[bunique]

I now know more about you all than I ever needed to

[Radar]

I now know more about you all than I ever needed to

[bunique]

and you're slightly turned on?

or nauseous?

[Goblinz]

God, how many pages this morning!

This time in 24 hours, I'll be f**king him senseless.

[Peevis]

a little from column A, a little from column B

[Goblinz]

I now know more about you all than I ever needed to

[greenfairy43]

Seems that's just the kind of girl Efests attracts..

[Peevis]

[Katster]

I hope he has jet lag.

sounds awful, I love the independence of travelling alone.

[Langdale Wolf]

What's you're problem? You hope he has jet lag? Why? How bitter are you?!

I hope you never get laid again!

He hasn't travelled alone, he's been away with three mates.

[sifi]

He won't be able to sleep, so you'll be at it all day and night until it's light the following morning?

Edited October 2, 2009 by sifimaster