singles thread

[Katster]

Phnarr, phnarr....

[rabid]

Hence the inverted commas

[Katster]

I missed that! I haven't even had a snigger over you coming for ten years!

Must be slipping, I miss GF.

[rabid]

Awwww. When is she back?

[Lithium05]

Back on Monday night, can't fecking wait. I've got Tuesday off work.

[rabid]

[Lithium05]

Oh now come on! You can allow me that one, she's been on the other side of the planet for the past 3 weeks.

[rabid]

Oy watch the back chat, you're on thin ice sunshine.

[-pogo-]

My razors broke. I look proper homeless and I'm going to a BYOB art gallery party tomorrow night too!

I've never shaved with an unelectric normal blade razor before and I'm 21. Will i cut myself or is it easy?

[ampersand]

My razors broke. I look proper homeless and I'm going to a BYOB art gallery party tomorrow night too!

I've never shaved with an unelectric normal blade razor before and I'm 21. Will i cut myself or is it easy?

[cally77]

I've never shaved with an unelectric normal blade razor before and I'm 21. Will i cut myself or is it easy?

[Cardboard Box City]

My razors broke. I look proper homeless and I'm going to a BYOB art gallery party tomorrow night too!

I've never shaved with an unelectric normal blade razor before and I'm 21. Will i cut myself or is it easy?

[sadwitch]

My razors broke. I look proper homeless and I'm going to a BYOB art gallery party tomorrow night too!

[ampersand]

Leave it and wear a stupid hat and you'll blend right in?

[minute5072]

I'm going to a BYOB art gallery party tomorrow night too!

[feral chile]

lol no definately not me!

this slag, she slept with 3 guys unprotected that i know of in my halls just in that week before she found out she'd got it.

then they're all man slags and slept with other girls who were also sleeping around with different guys as well as them in the same week.

now i know more than 20 people who have got tested who got it.

and that's just in my halls. they will have slept with people who are staying in other places.

what's scary is people in other halls might not know they've got it and will carry on sleeping around unprotected and it'll just carry on spreading :S

[-pogo-]

It doesnt matter. you're not gonna pull anyway

[minute5072]

You wish you could have my hair.

[Cardboard Box City]

What a difference a few decades makes. When I was in uni Aids had just become big news and everyone was scared to even kiss anyone.

[brighteyes]

Oh my God. Hot work girl who rubbed her bum on my willy just put some new photos on Facebook, of her doing modelling...

Worth a dip!

[nightcrawler13]

ahhh!!

my girlfriends coming tonight!!

[minute5072]

ahhh!!

my girlfriends coming tonight!!

[rabid]

Oh my God. Hot work girl who rubbed her bum on my willy just put some new photos on Facebook, of her doing modelling...

Worth a dip!

[Katster]

ahhh!!

my girlfriends coming tonight!!

[Langdale Wolf]

If I'm seeing you Tuesday, you're coming to mine.