singles thread

[Katster]

[Langdale Wolf]

You just don't understand. It's something I'd sooner wipe from memory, if I could, but I can't. Even if I rub my eyes with paint stripper. Nightcrawler13 is a dirty dirty boy. That's all I'm saying.

[dakyras]

My razors broke. I look proper homeless and I'm going to a BYOB art gallery party tomorrow night too!

I've never shaved with an unelectric normal blade razor before and I'm 21. Will i cut myself or is it easy?

[ampersand]

What... the... hell.

What kind of self respecting 21 year old uses an electric razor? Your man card. Hand it over.

[Lithium05]

you don't read these boards, do you?

Edited January 22, 2010 by Lithium05

[Langdale Wolf]

My razors broke. I look proper homeless and I'm going to a BYOB art gallery party tomorrow night too!

I've never shaved with an unelectric normal blade razor before and I'm 21. Will i cut myself or is it easy?

[sifi]

Is it easy to have a wet shave?

I've not seen any "Man brutally kills himself whilst shaving" headlines for a while ....

[Lithium05]

Is it easy to have a wet shave?

I've not seen any "Man brutally kills himself whilst shaving" headlines for a while ....

[-pogo-]

I did it guys. I did it.

And I'm not masculine enough for your silly man boy membership cards!

[Langdale Wolf]

I did it guys. I did it.

And I'm not masculine enough for your silly man boy membership cards!

[-pogo-]

Well done, brave soldier.

Did you use some Lynx Aftershave?

Africa? Java? Not ATLANTIS, surely?

[Katster]

Nah this Gillete stuff that gave me a white beard that I shaved off?

[Langdale Wolf]

Ummm. That would be shaving foam/gel my dear. AFTERshave is what you put on after you've shaved. The clue is in the name...

[Katster]

What aftershave do you use, Kat?

[Langdale Wolf]

I work on health and beauty. It's my job to know as much about mens shaving as I do womens. Would you like me to discuss femfresh and bikini waxing with you?

[-pogo-]

I didn't use aftershave, is my life at risk now?

[ampersand]

nah, but did you use moisturiser? it's a must. moisturiser on the face, aftershave on the neck. i'm all man!

[Katster]

I didn't use aftershave, is my life at risk now?

[-pogo-]

nah, but did you use moisturiser? it's a must. moisturiser on the face, aftershave on the neck. i'm all man!

[ampersand]

Nah, I just used the shaving foam.

I thought if you used aftershave, this would happen.....

[Cardboard Box City]

What loonatic uses aftershave, it burns like f**k.

Moisturiser, thats the stuff.

[ampersand]

What loonatic uses aftershave, it burns like f**k.

Moisturiser, thats the stuff.

[-pogo-]

God Darnit! I'm out the house now and just realised I missed bits! Gonna have to cover it with my locksome curls!

[Langdale Wolf]

God Darnit! I'm out the house now and just realised I missed bits! Gonna have to cover it with my locksome curls!

[ampersand]

God Darnit! I'm out the house now and just realised I missed bits! Gonna have to cover it with my locksome curls!