singles thread

[Goblinz]

Bullshit.

The contents of my little boy's nappy > cats.

Cats are evil, vindictive little f**kers who prey on the weak minded. I hate them - they're ugly, they're sly, they're dirty, they're just horrible things.

[Goblinz]

nah, just dogs are cool and know where there bread is buttered

i don't dislike cat's, they can be cool but i wouldn't choose to own one.

dugs > house rabbits > cats

[Katster]

My experience of house rabbits is that they piss and shit everywhere and have a tendency to eat electric cables, destroy skirting boards and doors, etc.

[ampersand]

My experience of house rabbits is that they piss and shit everywhere and have a tendency to eat electric cables, destroy skirting boards and doors, etc.

[Langdale Wolf]

And how do they prey on the weak-minded?

[Katster]

They're horrible things, and they're not even remotely attractive creatures. No, not even though evil-looking kittens. They're just small, evil, selfish f**kers.

[sifi]

They're horrible things, and they're not even remotely attractive creatures. No, not even though evil-looking kittens. They're just small, evil, selfish f**kers.

[Langdale Wolf]

So a little like people and babies then?

[The Nal]

Cats are evil, vindictive little f**kers who prey on the weak minded. I hate them - they're ugly, they're sly, they're dirty, they're just horrible things.

[Katster]

If you saw my little boy playing with his toys and generally being delightful yesterday, you'd say differently.

[Langdale Wolf]

You've gotta be kitten me?

[The Nal]

A catastrophically bad pun. Respect.

[Langdale Wolf]

If you saw my little cat playing with her toys and generally being delightful yesterday, you'd say differently.

[Katster]

No I wouldn't.

They're evil and they're selfish and they prey on the weak minded.

I daresay some kids are the same. But not all. All cats are horrible.

[Langdale Wolf]

All cats are not horrible. I know of at least two, who aren't.

[Katster]

That's you fooled. The cats have achieved their mission.

[Langdale Wolf]

As your son has with you

[-pogo-]

It's weird with me. I seen to have part time allergies with cats/dogs. It all depends on the breed/whatever you call the "breed of cats" and it also depends from time to time if they make me sneeze or not.

Take this, my pals cat. Sometimes I go in and after a while I'm sneezy Mcsneezef**k, but other times I'm petting it and flinging it up in the air.

I am allergic to dust though kinda, well it makes me snotty and sneezy. Maybe he's just realy shit at cleaning his house and it's not the cats at all?

[Katster]

It's weird with me. I seen to have part time allergies with cats/dogs. It all depends on the breed/whatever you call the "breed of cats" and it also depends from time to time if they make me sneeze or not.

Take this, my pals cat. Sometimes I go in and after a while I'm sneezy Mcsneezef**k, but other times I'm petting it and flinging it up in the air.

I am allergic to dust though kinda, well it makes me snotty and sneezy. Maybe he's just realy shit at cleaning his house and it's not the cats at all?

[Goblinz]

Because the weak minded have this deluded opinion that cats love them. They don't. They're selfish f**kers and don't like people.

They're horrible things, and they're not even remotely attractive creatures. No, not even though evil-looking kittens. They're just small, evil, selfish f**kers.

[Katster]

I think some times people aren;t allergic to animals and it's just certain types of hair that can irritate the the nose, causing allergy like symptoms

[Goblinz]

Yeah but like he's said, sometimes he has and sometimes he doesn't have a bad reaction with the SAME CAT.

[Rufus Gwertigan]

It's weird with me. I seen to have part time allergies with cats/dogs. It all depends on the breed/whatever you call the "breed of cats" and it also depends from time to time if they make me sneeze or not.

Take this, my pals cat. Sometimes I go in and after a while I'm sneezy Mcsneezef**k, but other times I'm petting it and flinging it up in the air.

I am allergic to dust though kinda, well it makes me snotty and sneezy. Maybe he's just realy shit at cleaning his house and it's not the cats at all?

[Glitter+Vodka]

You were surrounded by about 30,000 men yesterday!

Of course with you sitting in the Rangers end they would all have been ugly mutants around you...

[rabid]

Haha thats true, however seeing as I had to stop and spew in the pub on the way to the game, I dont think I was in optimum pulling condition!! Was literally green with my hangover. I did see a couple of very hot St Mirren fans on the walk up tho!