singles thread

[brighteyes]

So. Moral of the story; pretend I'm just as drunk as the girl, and take advantage to get my end away. And be more of a bastard. Or something like that

[Cardboard Box City]

which I took to mean she wants full sex with me.

[gemstarrr]

Just shag him and see what happens.

[Glitter+Vodka]

relationships are hard and confusing, i think il give up.

[lolbeck]

relationships are hard and confusing, i think il give up.

[Goblinz]

Anything exciting been happening in here over the last week. Been away at alchemy running the dance tent since last Tuesday so no efests time since then.

[RABun]

good call, maybe.

i think sometimes i just overthink things.

when it comes down to it chances are we'll both be completely trashed next time we see each other and stuff either happens or it doesn't.

but then if i did decide it was a complete no i could persuade my drunk self against it.

oh ffs i'm so indecisive!

[Gre]

Yep! Well, you definitely should have doinked her in the morning. Wouldn't have been taking advantage then, and morning sex is the best. Still, sounds like this one wasn't for you, no harm done.

[sadwitch]

If you feel you can cope without having sex with him, tell him that you don't a casual fling with anyone. That way he'll either back off and just be your friend or he'll make it known to you that he really wanted more but didn't want to rush into anything. If you are not totally sure you won't want more than just friends with benefits or f**k buddy type relationship don't get into it, it will all end in tears, or at least some awkwardness.

[Lofty]

I'm single. And tall. Very tall. This presents problems it seems.

[bunique]

I'm single. And tall. Very tall. This presents problems it seems.

[Lofty]

Goat herding in Outer Mongolia. It's been a while, eh?

[bunique]

Goat herding in Outer Mongolia. It's been a while, eh?

[Gre]

I'm single. And tall. Very tall. This presents problems it seems.

[RABun]

I agree with this stranger

[bunique]

and you've got a good 3 or 4 inches on me!

[brighteyes]

Just trimmed my pubes and now my doinkstick looks a lot bigger. Reckon I could get lucky this weekend.

p.s. congrats to Bunique and Frosty...

[sadwitch]

lol - stranger? hmph!

[brighteyes]

Took me 3 hours to pluck up the drunkeness to talk to a girl, this really cute 18-year old. Dancing all sexy with her, just about to go in for the kiss... then her friend made her leave. Gutted.

Probably a good thing though because she looked like my cousin, who looks like my sister. Who looks like me.

Totally would though!

Edited June 12, 2010 by brighteyes

[rabid]

Took me 3 hours to pluck up the drunkeness to talk to a girl, this really cute 18-year old. Dancing all sexy with her, just about to go in for the kiss... then her friend made her leave. Gutted.

Probably a good thing though because she looked like my cousin, who looks like my sister. Who looks like me.

Totally would though!

[philipsteak]

Who? You, your sister or your cousin?

[brighteyes]

A girl who I haven't seen for 3 years, but whom I'm trying to get in to bed, texted me yesterday asking how I was - perfectly innocently, and for some reason I text this back...

"Just watching the match in the pub, I'd invite you but I don't think we are going out to a club later or anything, will see you some other time for sex though?"

What a disgraceful failure I am. My friends found it funny though.

[Lofty]

Lofty! Good to see you! I sort of know what you mean, and you've got a good 3 or 4 inches on me!

Edited June 14, 2010 by Lofty

[lolbeck]

Being single is cack.

[Gre]

Being single is cack.