singles thread

[saratink]

oohh right so, for me

youngest would be

16 n half (seems a bit young to be honest!)

oldest

31

[brighteyes]

oohh right so, for me

youngest would be

16 n half (seems a bit young to be honest!)

oldest

31

[lolbeck]

Soooo went out last night. Ended up talking to one of my mates about how much it sucks that we haven't got jobs. He said he wished he had a full time job because then he could buy his girlfriend certain things for her 21st birthday next September.

He wanted to pay for a romantic weekend getaway to Rome, and he wanted to buy her a "promise ring" so she knew his intentions to get married some day.

I can't decide for the life of me why everyone's suddenly decided that it's best to settle down and get married before you've even left uni. Each to their own, but...really, it just seems odd.

As for the how old / young you'd date someone, I think it'd be a tad pervy for me to get jiggy with a 16 year old.

[markeee]

Soooo went out last night. Ended up talking to one of my mates about how much it sucks that we haven't got jobs. He said he wished he had a full time job because then he could buy his girlfriend certain things for her 21st birthday next September.

He wanted to pay for a romantic weekend getaway to Rome, and he wanted to buy her a "promise ring" so she knew his intentions to get married some day.

I can't decide for the life of me why everyone's suddenly decided that it's best to settle down and get married before you've even left uni. Each to their own, but...really, it just seems odd.

As for the how old / young you'd date someone, I think it'd be a tad pervy for me to get jiggy with a 16 year old.

[gemstarrr]

nothing wrong with the sauna to mee,t people-meet a good type of folk at the gym too, not like up town..gyms expensive so usually decent class of people there!

I would happily pursue girls in the sauna..don't see many where I go, or not many I want to chat up, occasionally see one of the few MILFs or one of the like only 2 nice girls there ha

Saw a girl I recognised from before in there recently, just me and her, so got talking to her just like 'ahh its so dull noone ever talks in here, talk about awkward' - nothing sleazy, but layed down the ground work  

[markeee]

i dunno think its just cos you're practically naked. and then they always comment on your body, it's too sleazy.

even the casual convos its abit strange!

wouldn't have said no to the olympic rower i was chatting to the other day though! haha

Edited July 28, 2010 by markeee

[lolbeck]

ahh yea commenting on someones body is sleazy! Plus compliments are nice, no?

but casual convos are fine, it's better than sitting in silence

only a few nice girls at my gym though rest of the women are a bit old for me, and not my type

but yea, at least you meet a decent calibre of people at the gym, compared to dumps up town - i guess because it's expensive to go!!

[markeee]

If some bloke complimented me while I was wearing next to nothing in a sauna, yes it's flattering, but he's obviously a sleaze.

And as for a "decent calibre", no, everyone I've seen at a gym is shallow and really not the sort of person I'd want to know.

[jump]

A sleazy compliment is still sleaze regardless if they are in a gym or not, if anything you should focus less on the looks in the sauna and more on wit & banter. If you're in a bar/club you don't go upto them with cheesey lines and going nice tits etc. you go upto them say hi and take it from there, why should there be a difference?

[Oddone]

You lot are calculating it alllllllll wrong........

The correct way of doing it is.

Lower Limit is Half your age + 7.

Upper Limit is -7 then double your age.

So brighteyes I'm guessing you are 25. So Your limit is 19.5 to 36.

Edited July 28, 2010 by Lukeplastow

[rabid]

You lot are calculating it alllllllll wrong........

The correct way of doing it is.

Lower Limit is Double your age + 7.

Upper Limit is -7 then double your age.

So brighteyes I'm guessing you are 25. So Your limit is 19.5 to 36.

[jump]

25x2+7=19.5?

Edited July 28, 2010 by jump

[Langdale Wolf]

What's the rule about how many people you should have slept with before you get married?

[jump]

Not quite what you were looking for, but if you ask someone how many people they've slept with, the correct answer is calculated thus:

If you ask a girl, multiply the answer by 3.

If you ask a guy, divide the answer by 3.

[sifi]

I don't think there is a right number of previous sexual partners that you need to have had before you settle down. There are users on here who have only had one partner, and are happily married to them. There are others who were hound dogs who went after anything that moved, and then found the right one for them, or found the right time for them to marry.

The idea you can express this mathematically is utter rubbish. Although I'd like any maths type gurus on here to come up with an expression please!

[dakyras]

You lot are calculating it alllllllll wrong........

The correct way of doing it is.

Lower Limit is Double half your age + 7.

Upper Limit is -7 then double your age.

So brighteyes I'm guessing you are 25. So Your limit is 19.5 to 36.

[Oddone]

Thank dakyras you spotted my mistake. I ahve ninja edited it to be correct.

[jump]

I think there was a movie about it once that the right person is your something doink depending on how many you've had or maybe it was at the age you got married or to make sure they are the one thats right you need this amount. I just did a google search can't find anything close to it though so perhaps I imagined it or was being bullshitted by someone.

[rabid]

Thank dakyras rabid you spotted my mistake. I ahve ninja edited it to be correct.

[Oddone]

(and you spell it 'half'. I don't know, ninjas these days )

[rachbon]

Not quite what you were looking for, but if you ask someone how many people they've slept with, the correct answer is calculated thus:

If you ask a girl, multiply the answer by 3.

If you ask a guy, divide the answer by 3.

[Langdale Wolf]

i'm sure that was in american pie.

[lolbeck]

come on, it's a compliment, not really sleazy, people go to the gym to make an effort to look good/be in good shape i see nothing wrong with it

pff, you t hink I'm shallow?

[markeee]

Nah, I'd find it a bit awkward if someone was complimenting me in a sauna

And that's the silliest question you've ever asked me, you know the answer!

In other news, there was a boy this time last year. I was very fond of him, as he was of me. We were very close for many months, he was exactly everything I'd ever wanted in a boyfriend (though it never got that far). He got mixed up in drugs and copious amounts of alcohol to the point that he started dealing, and phoned me in tears one night back in late February saying he'd gotten himself into a messy place and was recieving death threats and the like, and that he didn't want me to get caught up in it all. Said he was going to disappear for a few months until he's sorted himself out, said I deserve better and that he'll be better for me. We talked for two hours, he told me he loves me and then hung up.

Not heard from him since. And I just realised how much I miss him after I found some comments he'd made to me that I'd saved on notepad. I don't know if he said what he said just to get rid of me quick or if he was being honest. I know he'd been dealing for a while and I wasn't happy about it, and I'd heard through friends about some of the worse situations when he owed people money. But up until then he was wonderful. And I miss him. Ergh

Edited July 28, 2010 by markeee

[feral chile]

You lot are calculating it alllllllll wrong........

The correct way of doing it is.

Lower Limit is Half your age + 7.

Upper Limit is -7 then double your age.

So brighteyes I'm guessing you are 25. So Your limit is 19.5 to 36.

Edited July 29, 2010 by feral chile