singles thread

[saratink]

i'm not very good at pulling lol.

and to that i'll be gone and come back and talk in a few hours

[jump]

I had that at Green Day.. Told me she would Shag me even though her BF has just gone to the bar.. I would have though if she was single..

[markeee]

Not sure who's advice is worse, Markeee's of "go creep after women" or Pogo's "I don't have a girlfriend but my mate is under the thumb so be like him"?

[jump]

it's gotta be done, go out and go creeping

watch Jersey Shore-see what I mean!

that girl text me today saying how she really wants to be with me, but as she';s moving to preston for uni to get away from stoke it wont work

like 10hrs after texting me saying how much she loves me and will do anything to make it work

oh my

[markeee]

I watched 1 episode of Jersey Shore and saw a guy punch a women and turned it off instantly.

Christ, you've known her a weekish and she's declaring herslef to be in love?    I went out with a girl for almost 7 months and didn't felt in love till about 2 months in.

[rachbon]

[saratink]

LOL

oh my

I may not have much luck with men, but at least i've got kind of an idea how to treat them...

[jump]

LOL

oh my

I may not have much luck with men, but at least i've got kind of an idea how to treat them...

[markeee]

LOL

oh my  

I may not have much luck with men, but at least i've got kind of an idea how to treat them...

[ampersand]

well i'm going out Monday, so I WILL meet someone new..positive thinking got my new shoes too ha

[jump]

I cant work it out, it's been like this since I met her one minute everythings fine..next its not

Im not from stoke anyway, and she has to come back here anyway?!

That text the other night was shitty too 'Go speak to one of your other girls' lol

well i'm going out Monday, so I WILL meet someone new..positive thinking got my new shoes too ha

[minute5072]

it's gotta be done, go out and go creeping

watch Jersey Shore-see what I mean!

[lolbeck]

it's gotta be done, go out and go creeping

[saratink]

...bring them their pipe and slippers once they have finished their dinner and start doing the dishes

[Pogues Mcgogues]

Remember Pogo's advice, and everything will be fine.

[spwan-of-the-devil]

Something similar happened to me when I was at Reading a year or 2 ago, it's the sat morning I'm by the camp fire and mates pops up from his tent with a girl he pulled the night before and joins us.

She's horrible looking, stupid as hell and the polish security guard by the gate speaks more eloquently than she does, the whole time I'm trying at not to laugh and I give me mate the WTFWYT look so she wouldn't know and she gets overly excited everytime I respond to something she says. Eventually I have enough and head off to the town centre for supplies and she jumps at me gives me a hug and whispers to me that she wished she met me 1st.

[markeee]

So you take your dating advice from a show about shallow, stupid c**ts?....

[Pogues Mcgogues]

always dp

[minute5072]

it's funny as

the situation is quality

[markeee]

dp?

[markeee]

I watched 5 minutes of it before I had to switch it off. It's f**king awful. Full of loud, vain, stupid, irritating twats. Great examples to follow

That only makes you a slightly less terrible person.

I f**king hate creepers. Especially Swiss ones...neutral c**ts

[minute5072]

its just a saying anyway,. like 'so and so was creeping all over girls'

Edited September 8, 2010 by minute5072

[Pogues Mcgogues]

I got three numbers in the lottery. What does that get me?

[minute5072]

I got three numbers in the lottery. What does that get me?

[gemstarrr]

do men like it if women approach them first?

or does it make them look desperate?

just curious, kinda regret not going up to a really fit australian in the park the other day. (i really have a thing about their accents! haha) thought he would come over cos he kept looking at me but then he left. haha gutted for me!

also on the offchance anyone knows someone called callum 22ish who went to leeds this year camped in red let me know! he was a drummer, graduated hull uni, was there with his band and had light longish hear in dreads. regret not asking him out too! but i was on duty at the time and didnt fancy risking getting turned down infront of his mates and my CAT partner haha. tried to find his camp the next day but couldn't find it