singles thread

[saratink]

Its all for charity and for a good course cant be a bad thing

[spwan-of-the-devil]

I wonder if its just the box with JLS on or if the actual packets got JLS on them lol.

[markeee]

that girl leaves tomorrow, booo - wont get to see her before she goes, says she has no time

but never mind, she says she's 'like 100 billion percent i'll come back for you' 'I'll still be single and still like you, didn't think men like you exist, you havent got rid of me that easily!' and how she loved every minute she spent with me, said i made her so happy, happiest she's been, felt safe and happy in my arms

'once ive settled down and sorted things out il come back to stoke more and we'll meet up, i loved every minute with you, it will happen again though'

she's said she's coming back for my Birthday, on a tuesday but we'll go out weekend before, so I can see her, she cant come back weekdays! also going to the ice bar with her soon, she bought a new dress for it she said haha

Edited September 11, 2010 by markeee

[minute5072]

that girl leaves tomorrow, booo - wont get to see her before she goes, says she has no time

but never mind, she says she's 'like 100 billion percent i'll come back for you' 'I'll still be single and still like you, didn't think men like you exist, you havent got rid of me that easily!' and how she loved every minute she spent with me, said i made her so happy, happiest she's been, felt safe and happy in my arms

'once ive settled down and sorted things out il come back to stoke more and we'll meet up, i loved every minute with you, it will happen again though'

she's said she's coming back for my Birthday, on a tuesday but we'll go out weekend before, so I can see her, she cant come back weekdays! also going to the ice bar with her soon, she bought a new dress for it she said haha

[philipsteak]

100 billion percent

[markeee]

[minute5072]

Things have changed, or i think they have. I won't be bothering with any other girls

[rachbon]

http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/celebrity-news/498913/jls-launch-their-own-condom-range/1/

[ampersand]

markeee makes me lol

[rachbon]

markeee makes me lol

[spwan-of-the-devil]

She's suddenly not mental and clingy?...

[jump]

http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/celebrity-news/498913/jls-launch-their-own-condom-range/1/

[rachbon]

that's a scary looking box.

[ampersand]

that costs 200 euros but. no one wanted to split it with me in the glasto singles thread

[jump]

that costs 200 euros but. no one wanted to split it with me in the glasto singles thread

[ampersand]

Why would you want to share a dildo with someone?

[jump]

there's 6! i had dibs on the big one. presumabley the singers.

[saratink]

The second one in on the left looks the best

[saratink]

And why do you want a dildo in the 1st place?

Edited September 11, 2010 by south wales sara !

[jump]

the thing with pogo isn't a joke...

[rachbon]

3rd one in from the right looks quite funny cause it has baws

why would you buy them though? none of them are big. unless you were a mental rammstein fan i suppose, then you might buy them.

[ampersand]

And why do you want a dildo in the 1st place?

[saratink]

3rd one in from the right looks quite funny cause it has baws

why would you buy them though? none of them are big. unless you were a mental rammstein fan i suppose, then you might buy them.

[Pogues Mcgogues]

My pal was at the back of the stage at Sonisphere when Rammstein were on. They walked off stage in single file completely in the buff and had a team of helpers who ran and put bath robes on them as they were walking. They then continued in single file into the showers.

[ampersand]

they weren't in the buff when they left the stage were they?