singles thread

[ampersand]

Drinking lol

[saratink]

that's not on topic

[ampersand]

Its the cute college one who asked!

[saratink]

ooh maybe then. let us know how the creeping goes

[spwan-of-the-devil]

What can I say.... I live life on the edge

[lolbeck]

I end up falling asleep cuddled up with my housemate more often than I should.

Aaaand he's complained at me a bit today because he's had to explain "at least ten times" where that mark on his neck came from. But it was a total accident and it's his fault for basically forcing me to sleep in his bed and I was drunk and cannot be held responsible.

It's quite nice having someone around the house that I can cuddle whenever I want though.

[dakyras]

you saying i'm hideously disfigured?!!

[markeee]

I end up falling asleep cuddled up with my housemate more often than I should.

Aaaand he's complained at me a bit today because he's had to explain "at least ten times" where that mark on his neck came from. But it was a total accident and it's his fault for basically forcing me to sleep in his bed and I was drunk and cannot be held responsible.

It's quite nice having someone around the house that I can cuddle whenever I want though.

[Gre]

why did he have to explain the mark on his neck..if he's not seeing anyone, surely it doesnt matter??

[lolbeck]

why did he have to explain the mark on his neck..if he's not seeing anyone, surely it doesnt matter??

[saratink]

Well, not hideously...

[lolbeck]

Don't usually get any complaints!

Anyway, Beck thats really cute

Just be careful with feelings though - what would he be like if you brought a lad home or the other way round? or you 'well, we're not together, but we're not seeing anyone else ' kind of friends?

[Gre]

We've tried to talk about it a couple of times but I don't think either of us are sure of what's going on. I think it's a "we're not together but we're not seeing anyone else" kind of thing. We talked about it the other night, and he said he feels a bit weird about it because he's the kind of boy who likes to have a girlfriend to spoil, not mess around with someone, and that he doesn't want anything to mess up our friendship. And I said that's fine and we didn't have to do anything, and then he lay down on his bed and asked me to lie with him, he cuddled up to me and we fell asleep, and then when we woke up, he started kissing me and feeling me up

Either way, it's cool and we're mostly still just as we were before. Except he cosies up when we're all sat in the lounge watching TV.

[Kowalski]

In lieu of a jokes thread...

Two couples on holiday, and husbands Jim and Dave decide to try and get their ladies to wife swap.

Amazingly they agree but Jim knows hiw wife is on her time of the month so he has got one up on Dave.

They agree that at breakfast they'll tap the spoon on the table to show however many times they shagged the other's missus.

Next morning Jim grins and taps the table twice, looks across at Dave who smiles then taps once on the jam and three times on the Nutella!

[markeee]

We've tried to talk about it a couple of times but I don't think either of us are sure of what's going on. I think it's a "we're not together but we're not seeing anyone else" kind of thing. We talked about it the other night, and he said he feels a bit weird about it because he's the kind of boy who likes to have a girlfriend to spoil, not mess around with someone, and that he doesn't want anything to mess up our friendship. And I said that's fine and we didn't have to do anything, and then he lay down on his bed and asked me to lie with him, he cuddled up to me and we fell asleep, and then when we woke up, he started kissing me and feeling me up

Either way, it's cool and we're mostly still just as we were before. Except he cosies up when we're all sat in the lounge watching TV.

[saratink]

relationships..tricky little things eh

[markeee]

I'm glad I met this other girl and I take back my comment about age!!!..must just be this particular case

she's just plain weird, she put on facebook for example 'im home this weekend' then when she phoned me says she's in preston all w/e lol

yesterday I got the usual moody text , I said 'oh you're back in stoke now?'

'oh sorry am i not aloud allowed to come home and see my family when i get a day off uni? I'll inform you before i make plans next time shall I, I think not mark!!!. I'm only hme tonight so seeing my mum and dad'

Then posts on facebook today about going Hanley tomorrow night lol, it's kinda funny in a weird way, she'll tell all these lies then post something on facebook so everyone can see

I didn't need to bother saying anything to her, as she just avoids me/lies now anyway so I just left it

[saratink]

I'm glad I met this other girl and I take back my comment about age!!!..must just be this particular case

she's just plain weird, she put on facebook for example 'im home this weekend' then when she phoned me says she's in preston all w/e lol

yesterday I got the usual moody text , I said 'oh you're back in stoke now?'

'oh sorry am i not aloud allowed to come home and see my family when i get a day off uni? I'll inform you before i make plans next time shall I, I think not mark!!!. I'm only hme tonight so seeing my mum and dad'

Then posts on facebook today about going Hanley tomorrow night lol, it's kinda funny in a weird way, she'll tell all these lies then post something on facebook so everyone can see

I didn't need to bother saying anything to her, as she just avoids me/lies now anyway so I just left it

[markeee]

I think you need to tell her you're not interested anymore, and you'd like it if she'd stop texting you.

Because its getting silly, as she still thinks she can text you when she wants. Don't be childish and ignore her, tell her that you dont want to speak to her anymore, and then ignore her, just so she knows where she stands.

Edited October 8, 2010 by markeee

[Snufflebutt]

We've tried to talk about it a couple of times but I don't think either of us are sure of what's going on. I think it's a "we're not together but we're not seeing anyone else" kind of thing. We talked about it the other night, and he said he feels a bit weird about it because he's the kind of boy who likes to have a girlfriend to spoil, not mess around with someone, and that he doesn't want anything to mess up our friendship. And I said that's fine and we didn't have to do anything, and then he lay down on his bed and asked me to lie with him, he cuddled up to me and we fell asleep, and then when we woke up, he started kissing me and feeling me up

Either way, it's cool and we're mostly still just as we were before. Except he cosies up when we're all sat in the lounge watching TV.

[saratink]

yea it is incredibly childish but thats how she is, I just know what will happen..il tell her that and she'll get moody saying how she's been busy (despite lying about being home every weekend) and almost actively avoiding me

then tell me how she's sorry and loves me lol

i think she's seeing someone else anyway tbh - cant think why else she doesn't bother telling me / eeing me when back in stoke..but phones me when she's upset/lonely at uni? when the guy she's seeing fuc** her off she comes to me for some compliments?

check pm..lazy

[markeee]

Just cut all ties with this girl, its the best for the two of you..

I've read it but my head hurts and i can't think of a good reply!!

[saratink]

hmm hmm hmm wonder if there's anytyhing good on tv tonight

[Cardboard Box City]

Once I had a love and it was a gas

Soon turned out had they had terrible gas

Smelt like the real thing, only to find

Much of distress, that followed behind

[markeee]

Once I had a love and it was a gas

Soon turned out had they had terrible gas

Smelt like the real thing, only to find

Much of distress, that followed behind