singles thread

[russellelly]

oh i loose points again.....am nowhere near down south.

did have a good laugh the other night at the guy on about the airport security, started off Jeremy this Jeremy that then quickly started saying Mr Paxman

[s12]

Ah yes, that was a classic. Paxman knows how to break them for sure with those unanswerable questions

Down South = Carlisle and down. Or did you get that?

[russellelly]

was very funny, I don't get that last bit

[xxclf]

Okay wheres all the clubbing folk

I;ve had to comee home been out in the beer garden of the local ALL DAYY and now im fooooked.

[s12]

Down South = England (to me!)

you are far from down south, yet people in parts of England may think this too, not me though.

I'm making no sense, just ignore that line if it isn't in English!

[russellelly]

Okay wheres all the clubbing folk

I;ve had to comee home been out in the beer garden of the local ALL DAYY and now im fooooked.

[s12]

Nah, no hackers around (at least as far as I know!).

[minute5072]

Okay wheres all the clubbing folk

I;ve had to comee home been out in the beer garden of the local ALL DAYY and now im fooooked.

[russellelly]

So dare i ask why you thought i was down south?

[xxclf]

In clubs?!

Beer garden is a good shout for today. Good weather + exam season = cruelty

[greenfairy43]

Ah yes, that was a classic. Paxman knows how to break them for sure with those unanswerable questions

Down South = Carlisle and down. Or did you get that?

[russellelly]

Did you ever see the famous Paxman weather forecast?

He just said, while standing in front of a weather map covered in clouds & rain symbols, "Well, it is April. What do you expect?"

[minute5072]

haha so am i! what are u even doing here....now that ur not single!

Edited May 8, 2008 by minute5072

[s12]

A guess, since there was no location listed there's odds in favour of not being in Scotland! And everyone in Scotland watches Newsnight Scotland, don't they?!

[xxclf]

stuck in the house with a knee the size of a football...so nothin better to do

you know im just on here to flirt like mad

get out and enjoy yourself, thats what you need to do:P

[russellelly]

I did have location and stuff on but removed it, my post in the facebook thread explains, might add something though. Aye it is the main reason for watching but its on a bit too late a few nights (i mean for me not that it suddenly changes times )

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[s12]

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[greenfairy43]

Cheers Buns!

[brighteyes]

Gotta love Paxman.

My weekend is gonna be shit. Not going out tomorrow night as I have no one to go with. Saturday all day we are having our football team's end of season party, but I can't drink too much nor go out in the evening really because I have to be up at 5am Sunday to drive to London

No sex for me this weekend, except self-sex.

[xxclf]

Ahh, gotcha.

I thikn I speak on behalf of every male in this thread when I demand a picture of this as evidence

[russellelly]

hmm chicken curry marks on a white bikini where iv spilt it over myself in a drunken stupor - attractiive!

[minute5072]

Well, if you were to take the marked bikini off . . . . Too far?

Nowt for me this weekend either, not going out at all = 0 chance (as apposed to 0.1% chance if I do go out!)

Edited May 8, 2008 by minute5072

[xxclf]

good to see someone else was thinkin that too

think im goin to the pub on saturday but wont be able to drink cos of painkillers so will end up bein a borin borin bugger

[sadwitch]

Gotta love Paxman.

My weekend is gonna be shit. Not going out tomorrow night as I have no one to go with. Saturday all day we are having our football team's end of season party, but I can't drink too much nor go out in the evening really because I have to be up at 5am Sunday to drive to London

No sex for me this weekend, except self-sex.