darrenbha Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 Oh come on someone must have a spliff to share you can have some of this black sambuca Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HorseboX Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz i do n..... i do not sl.... i do not sleep wha? BOY Did someone turn the bass up? Do I need to shit or what? *ziiiiip* my zip appears to be broke! *sniff* what's that smell? This smells like the work of a certain Karlpowell. Good job i bought my leatherman to Glasto, heh heh. *Slices gap in tent* Karl? Oh Karrrrrrl? Good, he's not around. *zzzzzips Karls tent open, pulls down pants, shits inside sleeping bag* *Pulls spliff out pocket, sparks it up* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HorseboX Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 Time to make like a horse, seeya lata, arsehole! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darrenbha Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 Woah. WTF happened there. I must've dozed off. Hey how did horsebox escape from his tent, and why's karls open. Oh well at least its only karls old tent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HorseboX Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 Who said that? *reaches into back pocket* whoo a walkie talkie ey. Interesting.... *plottingly wonders where Karls new tent is* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darrenbha Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 <grabs bong from tent> thats relaxing. Just chilling here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darrenbha Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 Well. Nicely chilled now. I'll catch everyone tomorrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karlpowell Posted May 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 (edited) *wobbles back to tent looking like death , unzips tent* #sniff sniff# smells a bit funky in here ah well must be them smelly old trainers . *climbs into kip bag * WTF there is a huge turd in my german army kip bag , WHO HAS HAD A DUMP IN THERE . *GIVES IT SOME THOUGHT WHILTE WIPING TURD OFF* THIS IS WAR * WONDER OFF TO SPARE TENT* Edited May 15, 2008 by karlpowell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karlpowell Posted May 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 (edited) * wakes up all still pissed starts reading book* i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghi t pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! *Note to self ..... NO more acid* Edited May 15, 2008 by karlpowell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darrenbha Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 Morning all. Anyone for tea? No shrooms in it this morning. It'll make a change Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turts Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 Morning everyone. I come bearing gifts - full english! I brought enough for everyone and - funny smell round here - I also brought some fresh coffee for a bit of a change. Hey Karl, you look like thunder mate, whats the good word? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darrenbha Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 Hey turts. Cheers for the breakfast. I think someone who shall remain nameless done something to karl's old tent. Its a good job honeydew got him a new one a while back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karlpowell Posted May 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 cheers for the breky turts , OK who is off to watch the ORB *hums little fluffy clouds* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darrenbha Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 Orb you say. Most interested. Lets go do we need walkie talkie and beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turts Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 I have beer, and these clips for your belt so we can take extras. Excellent, let's go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darrenbha Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 The chance to carry extra beer sounds good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turts Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 (edited) look here... Linky we took them last year and they were our best buy... Edited May 15, 2008 by Turts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darrenbha Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 They look great turts. Thing is i'd want to drink quicker to make it lighter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darrenbha Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 Calling camp calling camp is anybody there. We need more supplies. We're at shangri la watching the orb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darrenbha Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 <returns to campfire> nice bottle of cider i think. Wonder where turts disappeared to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turts Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 *zzzzippp* Hello darren, wher've you been? I think I fell asleep at some point - was watching Orb, then I was in my tent... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darrenbha Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 Watched the end of the orb then wandered back. What we got by way of supplies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turts Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 A little of everything. Where's the magic bus? and Karl? Both missing - too much of a coincidence.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darrenbha Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 Could well just be coincidence. Sometimes it just flies off of its own accord to re stock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surfgurl Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 Sssssssshhhhhhh. I saw a blackboard in the theatre field saying a bloke called Norman Cook was going to be playing some tunes at 3am. Don't tell anyone. Let's keep it between us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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