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Virtual campfire 08

karlpowell

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Hey dudes! *strolls up tripping tits off with Emily Eavis on his arm* look who I found! Emily meet roiston, honeydew and darren. Oh, you found the bus then huh? *whistles non chalantly to self* well that's just groovey. :lol:

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eeerrrggghhh carrots

actually i will pass thanks :D

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Hey dudes! *strolls up tripping tits off with Emily Eavis on his arm* look who I found! Emily meet roiston, honeydew and darren. Oh, you found the bus then huh? *whistles non chalantly to self* well that's just groovey. :P
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oh the old van? yyyyeeeeah i noticed it had gone. probably summit to do with that Karl fella *shakes fist in air* well it is a magic bus, coulda just disappeared y'know!

anyways, gotta dash, me and ems here gots shit ta do. if you'd just like to step into my tent dear. :P oh, you've gotta kinda slide in this a way, summits oop with the zip :D there ya go *spanks her arse as she bends over* later dudes! :lol:

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oo look at you getting a social life lol, well at least one of us is hahaha

i need glasonbury i really do its gunna be such a release for me its gunna be sunny and extra brilliant and even if its not then its gunna be muddy and extra brilliant either way who cares!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

well suppose im gunna go to bed now, so nite nite sweet dreams and chat tomorrow :P

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*slides out gap in tent* Wow! An hour! That must be some kind of personal record. Oh, take off 20 mins for that spliff break, and it took me 10 mins to get that jonny on. Oh yeah, and I fell asleep for 25 mins afterwards *does the math* Wow! it's still a personal record. Wahey! *Pats himself on back*

Hey where did everyone go? Oh well *sparks spliff* there go Emily, toke some on that.

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*wobbles back into camp* ... oh hi emily what brings you around here .... ooooh horsbox well let me tell you a little secret about old MR horsebox *wispers in her ear* ... roumor is that horsebox has *cockney slang* sandy mac nabs , so watch him *smurks and grabs some pills*

*wobbles back off towards dance area* see ya have fun , dont do anything i would'nt do

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*runs back into camp* oh hey emily! You haven't seen Karl have you? Y'know, kinda looks like a blue muppet, always carrying a large yellow placard behind him? I lost him at the Stone Circle. Nevermind. You waited up for me how sweet of you *goes to give her a snog* :P Hey, what's up? something wrong....?

Karl said THAT?! :lol: Let me be honest with you sweetheart, y'know Sifi's sister? Well, /index.php?showtopic=91765&view=findpost&p=2233919">I slept with her....

Yeah I know it was stupid idea, but I'd had a few beers and when my back was turned Gobz had slipped a viagra pill in one of them, then I had a few more beers and it seemed like a good idea at the time!....

Listen to me, it's ok, I've been given the all clear now. Leave this to me, I'm gonna get my own back on that Karl *whispers cunningly in Emily's ear* :D Genius aren't I?

Now let's skip breakfast and get down to some hoinky boinky!!! :)

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* walks back up hill with Mr Eavis * here we are , I think you will find your daughter in there * points to horsebox's tent* MR Eavis

I dont want to grass him up but *ponts in direction his tent again * this Rapscallion she in having some hanky panky with stole 2 of your favorite cows (daisy and flower) he took them to the slaughter house and brought us back some meat.

You might have a little trouble unzipping his tent , there was an unfortunate incident with some super glue and his zip .

Ok if you like me to inform security , just give me a shout * skips off back down hill*

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*Climbs out of tent*

Morning! How is everyone?

I knew something had happened to that magic bus! A new one? Excellent! Let's just have a look in here - seems to be a lot of meat in here, oh hello Mr Eavis.

Steak and eggs for brekkie? And some of my famous morning tea?

I was thinking that it's about time we went to the Accoustic tent - I've heard the Proclaimers are playing today, could be a laugh.

Isn't that Emily Eavis coming out of Horsebox's tent? Hi Emily! *waves*

She doesn't look too happy. Walking a bit funny too. Emily! Wanna explain Jay-z to me?

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