Virtual campfire 08

[HorseboX]

KABOOMtang!

[darrenbha]

Great shot horsebox. You might just have saved the world. Should we wait to see if they get up or just drive over em

[HorseboX]

That'll knock 'em down for sure! *peaks out window* oh dear...

...shit, i've done it again. Huh, here, the tanks all yours Darren.

*makes like speedy gonzalez*

[darrenbha]

<speeds off towards jay z's backstage palace. Parks tank and legs it>

[HorseboX]

didyouhearsomethingididn'thearanythingnopenotadiddlysqueekmust'vebeenthewindagreatbigholeyousay?nodon'tknownowtbowtnogreatbigholesir

[darrenbha]

Nope. Iheardnothingeither. Certainlynotseennoholes

[HorseboX]

It's okay Darren. I just had a word with my good mates the Super Furry Animals, they said we could play with their tank, it's called "Think". Aren't they clever? It only shoots bread so no-one will suspect I'd, um... we'd destroyed anything at all!

Oh look, there's a newspaper inside...

f**kaduckaf**kohshitohshitohshitohshit!!!!!!!!

[darrenbha]

Its ok. We're in the clear. Just heard a news update on radio avalon. Jay z has been arrested for a hit and run incident involving amy winehouse and a tank

[HorseboX]

I think my work here is done. Now lets play with the bread firing tank, it's your turn to cause some havoc

JUST DON'T CRASH INTO THE FENCE

[darrenbha]

Bread firing tank. Excellent. Takes controls. Right where we headed

[darrenbha]

That winehouse character seems to have recovered awfully quickly from the tank incident.

[HorseboX]

Yeah um.. i heard about that incident too

[darrenbha]

Only on the radio of course. Who knows whether it be true or false

[HorseboX]

Whoknowsnotmenosireedon'tknownowtaboutowtcuppatea?yupletsmakeanicebrew

[darrenbha]

Tea would be good. Anyone seen karl today

[HorseboX]

Not i haven't.

Haven't seen Emily fer a while either

[Turts]

Hello chaps.

I haven't seen karl since he wandered off with that catapult.

Hang on, no Karl, no Emily? What's going on there then? You wan't to watch that Horsebox....

[darrenbha]

Thats terrible Horsebox. You're not suggesting....

Oh hi turts <waves>

[darrenbha]

I kind of believe Horsebox has nothing to do with either disappearance. Do you want a cuppa turts

[Turts]

Hey Darren. The Pogues were excellent yesterday, cheers for that. I think I fell in a ditch somewhere on the way back though as there seem to be a huge number of twigs and leaves in my tent.

Where did that hole come from and what's with the Beehive wig and battered black hat? Slight smell of booze and cordite round here...

[HorseboX]

Nah surely Emily wouldnae do that? And Karl? Me and Karl are best of buddies!

*Passes tea around, feels slightly paranoid*

[HorseboX]

Oh um i thought Hole had split up *shifty eyes*

[darrenbha]

Glad you made it back safely turts. The pogues were great indeed. Not sure where that cordite smell comes from nothing to do with us

[karlpowell]

Nah surely Emily wouldnae do that? And Karl? Me and Karl are best of buddies!

*Passes tea around, feels slightly paranoid*

Edited May 21, 2008 by karlpowell

[darrenbha]

I'll lend a hand mate. No idea why jay z needs all that gear