is it wrong, that one the things i most look forward to......

[Peachy]

Right you sad f**kers have created a group for you to indulge in what surely should remain a secret shame

/index.php?autocom=teams">Glastonbury Longdrop Freaks

its on the page.

[mr_bizarre]

Nuff said.

[Hazey Jamie]

What!!! you poo with your bum in the air ?

[midnight_toker]

What!!! you poo with your bum in the air ?

[Peachy]

Yippeee I've got my first member. Welcome balti-pie

I now feel like the queen of erm shit

[balti-pie]

WOOHOO! i am a member of a group that truly savours and enjoys good, healthy bowel movements, its what the internet was made for! huzzah for fruit n fibre cereal! well done to fig rolls! and a massive thank-you to LONGDROPS!

[Hazey Jamie]

Yippeee I've got my first member. Welcome balti-pie

I now feel like the queen of erm shit

[icemanscotty]

i feel cheated. I pioneer the thread, but you steal all my (anal) thunder by starting a group...and i suspect you don't even appreciate the latent beauty of the longdrop experience......harrrumph!

[balti-pie]

Come on over to the group, there's an empty stall next to mine, we can natter away while dropping the kids off at the pool!

[Hazey Jamie]

Come on over to the group, there's an empty stall next to mine, we can natter away while dropping the kids off at the pool!

[Peachy]

i feel cheated. I pioneer the thread, but you steal all my (anal) thunder by starting a group...and i suspect you don't even appreciate the latent beauty of the longdrop experience......harrrumph!

[Hazey Jamie]

Sometimes groups are best managed by the non-obsessive so dont dump on me but now you are a member I welcome you and will log your complaint

[balti-pie]

hey, and i was Number Two!

[Peachy]

ok, i'll wipe this frown off my face and be proud that i'm the turd member of your group

[Hazey Jamie]

it's too much!!!

are we having a thursday afternoon longdrop meet up?

[ourkideh]

I think this is the funniest thread I've ever read on here, well done all!

[Ghostkiss]

This has to be the funniest thread I have ever read ........now of course I am in mortal terror as I am a longdrop virgin and my imagination is working overtime

[Bad Boy Bubby]

What the hell is wrong with you two????

[balti-pie]

Amen to that, good brother. my first experience of the long drop was way back in the first flushes of my youth, back in 2005. it was the sunday morning of my first ever glastonbury festival, and i was backed up big time. i was somewhat intimidated by the portaloos, as i saw a hideous incident at the melbourne big day out the previous year, where some young soul was verily tipped over in a portaloo and the poor bastard was covered in theirs, and others, excrement. poor git. in 32 degree heat, too.

sod that, i thought. its the longdrops for me. it was a sunny sunday, approx half nine, and i trotted over to the longdrops by the greenfields entrance, bog paper in hand. i went straight into a central cubicle, saw the layout of a large and sturdy looking board with a convenient bum-shaped receptacle, and thought 'right - lets do this thing'.

it felt as if i had passed a baby crocodile.

i took the opportunity to check him out, down there in the morning sun, twinkling among a sea of. . . . well, just a sea. i admired him - and thought seriously about taking a photo for posterity, for truly he was a good 8 or 9 incher, and with not an inconsiderable girth!

i left him to live out his days there, and went back to me campsite with THE BROADEST GRIN ive managed. probably only spurs smacking arsenal 5-1 could match it for big rictus grins. the relief was amazing.

one hour later, with almost unbelievable timing, i needed another. so back it was to the long drops, for another momentous bowel movement.

never again will i trouble a portaloo with my arse. its open air, all the way!

don't fear the longdrop: embrace it with, um, open cheeks!

[midnight_toker]

it felt as if i had passed a baby crocodile.

[Steve P]

When at Glasto the morning ritual is to have a good smoke and a cuppa first thing. Within seconds I'm ready to get rid of the previous days festival intake. Time to call in at the long drops on route to Jazz world for breakfast and some brothers pear. From then on I'm ready to take on the world.

And to think I used to try and store it all up for 5 days

[Peachy]

it's too much!!!

are we having a thursday afternoon longdrop meet up?

[swanbud]

Thank you so much for that one an all

Not laughed so much for a while.

[Chocky]

Having said that, the familar noise of 'clang' when you pass the nearest green 'stopping point' is extremely comforting. It's like you KNOW you're finally home.

[soapysom]

i only went for a dump once last year and that was on the thursday morning. I didnt need to go again till the tuesday. Gees!! maybe i should have gone to see someone about that!!