is it wrong, that one the things i most look forward to......

[Kato]

This Thread is great, it's the funny thing i've read x

[Chocky]

Even more surreal on mushrooms

Edited April 23, 2008 by Chocky

[Hazey Jamie]

This Thread is great, it's the funny thing i've read x

[Steve P]

Is that Hayseed Dixie?? I thought they only did covers??

[bagpuss]

The u shape stick sounds very funny.

A few years back ( may of been 03) I walked in the long drop just after awaking from me sleep and still not fully awake.

I looked at the seat to make sure it was clear of any debrie and suddely caught my self looking into the abyss.

The odd thing was I sarted to stare, as I could not work out what I was looking at in the water ( well liquid) then as I woke up and my focus become clear I realized I was looking at the refection of the other side of the long drop, were another festie goer was already in place and producing his ( or her) morning turd!!!!

You can imagine my suprise as I sudenly worked what I was concentrating on looking at

[Abensie]

I know i trot this out every year but my mate claims he hunkered down in a long drop and some bastared pissed on his naked swinging ball sack. he has never used one since.

[midnight_toker]

I know i trot this out every year but my mate claims he hunkered down in a long drop and some bastared pissed on his naked swinging ball sack. he has never used one since.

[monosabio]

I'm not going to go for a couple of days pre-Glastonbury then I can savour the experience on the first day, I sit there and it really dawns on me that I'm back at last. I would advise any cautious newbies to steer well clear of the Portaloos. A female in our group rushed into one after a long wait and we heard her shout "f**k me, there's one as long as my arm lying on top." I also crashed into a Portaloo at Benicassim after some ill-advised local vino and fell head-first into a pile about two feet above the seat. The showers were next door fortunately.

[andyBBB]

[Skezzer]

sorry I'm going to have to buck the trend on this one...

hovering's a must, but trying to hover in a long drop with its metal floor caked in (what I hope is) wet mud is nion impossible for a short-arse like me. Too much slip-age and theres several ways that story could end

Turdis's aren't so bad as long as you catch 'em first thing, and not too late on in the festival

Fecal schedule

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Wednesday morning - Drop off the kids before arriving at the festival

Friday morning - Drop a motherload and try to keep a straight face after you walk past the poor bugger going in after you

Monday morning - Place a deposit at the service station on the way home

...jobs a good'en!

[Aragorn]

i had on average 2-3 a day last year - really is not that much of a problem = I was hammered most of the time so it was not really a biggie

[gemstarrr]

haha i found myself wishing i was in a longdrop while sat on the loo in college the other day.

was a weird and surprising thought, altho blatently due to how if i were in a long drop i would be at glasto and have a brilliant day ahead of me, rather than in college having a piss cos of nerves before a history exam i hadn't revised for..

[hulk mike]

the longdrops are fine for a piss, but shittting? (yes 3 t's) no no. find a turdi when it has been just been cleaned. much better. no nostril stinging (much) happy days

[Wooderson]

BUMP

Funniest thread on efests.

[alframsey]

Whoever started this has serious problems!!!

[Wooderson]

Whoever started this has serious problems!!!

[2/Z]

i lol'ed!

ok, last year in my trips to the long drops, on my quick glimpses before sittin down, i must of seen at least 3 wallets in the mess down there, anybody seen anything *really* weird i wonder...

[grumpyhack]

A shit is one thing. It can be planned. But what about the need for those middle of the night widdles? Thoughts on that? I found an empty 2 litre plastic milk container was an essential festival item but now I've got a plastic food container that is really watertight and with a wider neck.

[alibear]

A shit is one thing. It can be planned. But what about the need for those middle of the night widdles? Thoughts on that? I found an empty 2 litre plastic milk container was an essential festival item but now I've got a plastic food container that is really watertight and with a wider neck.

[alibear]

...and I've just read through the whole 8 pages and this is the best thread ever!

[TaylorT]

Probably the funniest thread ive ever read........... totaly understand it though

[grumpyhack]

Buy a small, cheap tent, a bucket and a packet of Flash Wipes (or equivalent) from Asda or somewhere. Put the tent up with bucket inside. Lay a few wipes at the bottom of the bucket to neutralise the smell and you have your very own wee tent!

Everyone takes it in turns to empty it down the long drop, unless you decide to take a shit in it (which is a step too far where I'm concerned), then you obviously have to empty it straight away.

[alibear]

But that still means getting out of bed. A suitable bottle (rather like the ones they have in hopsital for bed-ridden patients) can mean you can roll over, have a quck dribble and then go back to sleep.

[Funkfarley]

squeezing out a good healthy length of cable

THIS IS THE SINGLE GREATEST SENTENCE I HAVE EVER READ ON THIS BOARD.

Edited February 11, 2009 by Funkfarley

[Wooderson]

LMAO!! HOW FUNNY!