is it wrong, that one the things i most look forward to......

[K8P]

I quite like the she-pees,

it's a bit tricky but I'm sure with time I will be peeing up trees, against people's tents and in all sorts of positions its going to be good all round fun.

[stonedhenge]

pics???

what!?

[podge52]

it would be one HELL of a brown trout to give splashback a good five/six foot upwards.

nothing earthbound could manage that, surely.

surely?

[elfimaju]

A shit is one thing. It can be planned. But what about the need for those middle of the night widdles? Thoughts on that? I found an empty 2 litre plastic milk container was an essential festival item but now I've got a plastic food container that is really watertight and with a wider neck.

[Ed209]

"Healthy Length". Obv a lot of cod liver oil in his diet.

[chuckley]

all this 'long drop' talk made me think they were 'nice toilets' as u were out in the air. screw that! the 'air' u smell is other peoples crapppppppppp!

nothing nice about them or the renk air.

[chuckley]

I quite like the she-pees,

it's a bit tricky but I'm sure with time I will be peeing up trees, against people's tents and in all sorts of positions its going to be good all round fun.

[chuckley]

and (bizarrely to some) I like peeing / pooing when it's raining - get a nice shower on yer bum!!

[morelego]

I get excited by the longdrops, I always have to take a long look down them. Where my tent was last year we had portaloos and they were clean the whole time, some even had toilet roll and hand gel wash. I only went in a long drop once, I wasn't going to go home without going in there.

I like hearing the metal slamming noise at night too, aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

One year at Reading the hose came off the poo sucking truck, that was fun to watch.

[Chimps in Balaclavas]

There's nothing better than arriving on site, pitching the tent .. then hanging out in the longdrops for a couple of hours with my trustee camera in hand.

The length, girth, density, compactness ... the different shapes, textures, shades of brown (drools), & the sound when it hits the bottom is reminiscent of an Angel plucking on a harp.

2-3 hours there gathering evidence and then it's off to the burger bar for a nice fat burger mmmmm.

[ralph250]

girls don't poo real poo, it's just rays of pure light....

...isn't it?

[alibear]

girls don't poo real poo, it's just rays of pure light....

...isn't it?

[goldfishboy]

hilarious thread.

a friend of mine fell in the toilets, back when there was kind of a scaffolding-based urinal. lost his balance, and splash. the worst is that it was raining so hard he kept his clothes on and decided to let the rain wash it out... :/

[staggerlee]

open air pooing....beats the stinky sweaty filthy portaloos...the gentle breeze around your particulars.....looking up at the stars...and squeezing out a good healthy length of cable

[goldfishboy]

a good healthy length of cable

[Runner]

There ain't anything like emerging from a 20 minute, two smoke, good read long-drop dump at 6am; half a stone lighter. What the hell is wrong with that, I ask you?

[HurrahBrother]

.....every year at glasto, is sh.itting in a long drop?

[scaryclaireyfairy]

mmmmm. longdrops.

[tarw]

On 2/10/2009 at 11:19 PM, grumpyhack said:

A shit is one thing. It can be planned. But what about the need for those middle of the night widdles? Thoughts on that? I found an empty 2 litre plastic milk container was an essential festival item but now I've got a plastic food container that is really watertight and with a wider neck.

Lenor bottles are where it’s at. Perfumed as well. 
 

[Hugh Jass II]

1 minute ago, tarw said:

Lenor bottles are where it’s at. Perfumed as well. 
 

I need to ask how this 12 year old thread has ended up being resurrected...

I mean, what were you searching for that led here?

[tarw]

Efests is shit?

[tarw]

Well spotted though. I thought I might get away with a bit of undercover necromancy for longer than that. 

[Gnomicide]

2 hours ago, tarw said:

Well spotted though. I thought I might get away with a bit of undercover necromancy for longer than that. 

The little box saying "12 months later" may have been a giveaway. Always read them to myself like something from a bad TV drama.

[CaledonianGonzo]

Hazey Jamie may have long since moved on, but his spirit lives on in this thread.

[km9]

The difference in the posts back in 09 to now... Back then it seems you just posted whatever you wanted with no comeback. Now people would take offence and 'call you out'