Relentless Boardmasters 2009
Wednesday 5th to Sunday 9th August 2009Watergate Bay, nr Newquay, Cornwall, TR8 4AN, England MAP
£54.99 adult ticket for both days, £14.99 per beach session
Daily capacity: 12,500
Watching a Calvin Harris gig is a lot like going to a pretty crap party and waiting around until the end in the hope that someone you like will turn up with a bottle of absinthe and some good tunes.
And, of course recognising this fact, Harris keeps his biggest gun firmly in the holster until the last song of his set, ensuring that we have to endure the awful, corny narcissism of 'The Girls' and a handful of pretty mediocre disco workouts built on similar ascending then descending keyboard riffs as his finest piece of work.
Traditional opener 'Disco Heat' has a fuzzy, infectious electronic bassline, which rumbles through the floor and has a large crowd merrily dancing away, but offers little beyond that, while 'Ready For The Weekend' is a fairly awful slice of kitsch, camp vocoder-infused disco pop, with a gospel-house female vocal sample blasting out through its chorus.
After seeing Harris perform 'Acceptable In The 80s' twice so far this summer, I'm still not entirely sure whether or not it's intended to be a spoof, so close does it sail to Flight Of the Conchords doing David Bowie.
And so, after 40 minutes of feeling pretty bored and underwhelmed by it all, the inevitable moment happens as 'I'm Not Alone' is wheeled out to close the set. It is, of course, fantastic, massive and crazily infectious, from its reflective, downbeat vocal beginnings, which break into that euphoric trance synth riff that sweeps the song skywards to a position the rest of his performance has never threatened to get close to.
Laying down the challenge "Can you stay up for the weekend 'til next year?" before exploding majestically into life, it brings smiles to thousands of faces as soon as the riff is powered out of Harris' synth and represents the perfect platform for the The Streets to take the stage for their headline performance next. If only he could write some more songs this powerful, emotive and glorious.
review by: Gary Walker
photos by: Steve Palmer
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